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21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

1. A candy connoisseur

Requirements: Nice demeanor, knows a good treat without being tempted to eat it.

21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

2. Security Guard

Requirements: Ferocity.

3. Weatherman

Requirements: Must be able to tell the weather immediately, be it with tongue or eyes.

4. Lifeguard/Olympian

Requirements:Extreme physical fitness, looks good in goggles.

5. Best Friend

Requirements: Good listener, willingness to embarrass yourself with friend.

Best Friend

 

6. Bouncer

Requirements: Be forceful but adorable.

7. Milk Tester

Requirements: Must not be lactose intolerant and/or provide your own lactaid.

Milk Tester

8. Babysitter

Requirements: Patience.

21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

9. Baby

Requirements: Chill personality, loves food and bein’ in a stroller.

21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

10. Yogi/Life Coach

Requirements: Bein’ zen, loving the outdoors.

Yogi/Life Coach

11. Umbrella Gentleman

Requirements: Willingness to sit in the rain, waiting for you to get off the bus and walk you home.

Umbrella Gentleman

12. Social Media Guru

Requirements: Understanding of social media sites as well as a mug made for web cams.

21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

13. Gardener

Requirements: Willingness to get creative with pre-established gardening techniques.

21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

14. Cosplayer

Requirements:Good Darth Vadar voice/breathing

Cosplayer

15. Clown

Requirements: Goofy nature, just wants to make you smile.

Clown

16. Detective

Requirements: Keen eye for sniffin’ out crime/veiled threats.

21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

17. Model

Requirements: Be hot as shit.

21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

18. Plumber

Requirements: Willingness to get down and dirty.

21 Perfect Jobs For Pugs

19. Philosopher

Requirements: Love of lookin’ out windows and thinkin’ thoughts.

Philosopher

20. Reality T.V. Star

Requirements: Loves screaming “I HATE DRAMA”, is not here to make friends.

Reality T.V. Star

21. Therapist

Requirements: Non judgmental, good listener.